Gallimaufry

Look at me, just churning out things.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:19 -0400

Look at me, just churning out things.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:27:38 -0400

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:20 -0400

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

Try and tell me I don’t look fucking adorbs in a bow...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:56:55 -0400

Try and tell me I don’t look fucking adorbs in a bow tie.

Today was genderbender day at my school, and so I had my waist coat, bow tie, and all my hair tucked up into a flat cap. A+

kiranirvanna: littleainthecloset: burissuka: nicewarmbed: pee...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:03:22 -0400

kiranirvanna:

littleainthecloset:

burissuka:

nicewarmbed:

peebles teach me how to be you

can we just talk about this for a minute

because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.

pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.

she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.

basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.

And this is back on the dash again. Always reblog.

I don’t watch this, never have, but damn o.o win.

The dwarf tugged at her a third time. Stubbornly she pressed...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:57:58 -0400

The dwarf tugged at her a third time. Stubbornly she pressed her lips together and pretended not to notice.

“A bad joke, Your Grace.”

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:41:35 -0400

“A bad joke, Your Grace.”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:44:22 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:25:24 -0400

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:20:49 -0400

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:14:34 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:37:23 -0400

spiritualinspiration: “People are often unreasonable and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:23 -0400

spiritualinspiration:

“People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway. For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway.”
― Mother Teresa

I WAS EATING DINNER WHEN A MAGIC MIKE COMMERCIAL CAME ON AND MY DAD SAID “YOU KNOW I PROBABLY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:46:51 -0400

I WAS EATING DINNER WHEN A MAGIC MIKE COMMERCIAL CAME ON AND MY DAD SAID “YOU KNOW I PROBABLY SAW HIM WHEN I DID THAT.” I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF EATING A TACO THAT MY FATHER USED TO BE A DANCER IN FLORIDA IN THE 80s AND HE TOOK OFF HIS CLOTHES TO MUSIC AND WOMEN PAID HIM FOR IT. AND MY MOM’S ONLY REACTION WAS “WE DEFINITELY TOLD YOU THIS YEARS AGO.”

marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:18:49 -0400

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

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Sun, 19 May 2013 16:43:20 -0400

We don’t get to choose who we love.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:51:45 -0400

We don’t get to choose who we love.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:48:30 -0400

‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:46:10 -0400

‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update

a-study-in-butts: dracosferret: [FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:10:06 -0400

a-study-in-butts:

dracosferret:

[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.

[WINTER IS COMING]i shout as my shower decides to freeze colder than the north pole.